jokes jokes

this blog is getting far too boring and quiet! so jokes are in order!

so - obnoxious or just silly is the question? you decide.
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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"Officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"No explanation needed!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I have to tell you something," the man tried again.

"Just keep quiet! You're going to jail and I'm not interested in what you have to say!" barked the officer.

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
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John: Brad, will you get the phone?

Brad: (Sound of frantically clattering keyboard.) I can't! I'm playing Omega!

John: Amber, will you get the phone?

Amber: I can't! I'm late for work! (Sound of slamming door.)

John: Aimee, will you get the phone?

Aimee: (Sound of running water.) I can't! I'm in the shower!

John: Glenn, will you get the -- (disgusted) Ah, Glenn's in Denver. Please leave a message.